Twelve Days of Raiding
So, I was driving to work with my husband when I came up with this little song parody for my gamers who are playing evil characters. I loved it and so I’m posting it for you to enjoy as well! Please go here if you want to comment on this work.
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The Twelve Days of Raiding
On the first day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
A virgin for sacrificing.
On the second day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the third day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the forth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Four onyx stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the fifth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Five Slaves for Mai!
Four onyx stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the sixth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five Slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the seventh day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Seven magic swords,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five Slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the eighth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Eight Hamlets Burning,
Seven Magic Swords,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five Slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx Stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the ninth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Nine pounds of Mithral,
Eight Hamlets Burning,
Seven Magic Swords,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the tenth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Ten Demons Dealing
Nine Pounds of Mithral,
Eight Hamlets Burning,
Seven Magic Swords,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx Stones,
Three bags of gold,
Two potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the eleventh day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Eleven Dwarven Axes,
Ten Demons Dealing,
Nine Pounds of Mithral
Eight Hamlets Burning
Seven Magic Swords,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five Slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx stones,
Three bags of Gold,
Two Potions,
and a virgin for sacrificing.
On the Twelveth day of raiding, Jasud brought to me,
Twelve Ravens Feasting,
Eleven Dwarven Axes,
Ten Demons Dealing,
Nine Pounds of Mithral,
Eight Hamlets Burning,
Seven Magic Swords,
Six Weeping Widows,
Five Slaves for Mai,
Four Onyx Stones,
Threes Bags of gold,
Two Potions,
and a Virgin for sacrificing!